Intel inside Mental outside

Random thought 1

I am an irritated guy nowadays, irritated of NDTV and their talk shows, irritated by the self professed human rights activist and women empowerment activist. They get on my nerves like nobody has in a long time. They come and sit in the talk shows with some weird statistics and some well founded dichotomies. Seriously they cant have it both ways.

Mrs Social Activist : Rape is the worst crime and should be dealt with severe punishments.

Mr Anchor: What kind of punishments are you talking about.

Mrs Social Activist : Severe Punishments

Mr Anchor : Are you suggesting death penalties

Mrs Social Activist : No death penalties are against human rights, its a horrible punishment.

Mr Anchor : What other type of punishments do you want for rapers ( don't get confused with the Eminem types - though i cant tell the difference between the two )

Mrs Social Activist : Life imprisonment.

Mrs Police Officer ( also in the panel ) : Life imprisonment is like a excursion, they come out in like five or six years and even in those years they get all the facilities they want.

Mrs Social Activist :hmm....severe punishment !!!

Take this another incident in California where the same environmentalists who screamed for cleaner and greener power are asking to shut down a wind mill farm because it was killing a lot of birds. Again they cant have it both ways.

Random thought 2

Read some where that on an average any conversation on the messenger will lead to Al-Queda or Iraq in 30 minutes, but in my house it just takes around 30 seconds or even less sometimes

Ma : Where is the newspaper.

Me : It should be on the center table

Ma : Its not there!!!

Me : May be the Al-Queda kidnapped it??

Random thought 3

You know how funny it is when some of those reporters in NDTV push the mike towards some unsuspecting politician and ask this quintessential question

"Did you think this issue would snowball into something this big"

Hello Excuse me ! Dear Mr/Miss/Mrs reporter/news reader please do know that you are the guys who are snowballing this issue in the first place. Lallu's fever is a national crisis, Vajpayee's diarrhea is a national calamity. Talk of snowballing.